We lesson this week involves group story writing where the students get into groups of 4 or 5 and write a story together, but each student writes one sentence at a time and then passes the paper on (so they are not actually creating the story as a group if that makes sense). Anyway, here are my favorite stories (I gave them the first line):
1. Once upon a time, there was a Thai boy who hated rice....because he dreamed that a rice to become worm. So he never eat rice. Finally he very fat until he can't walk anymore. The angel show up and blame him and tell him that he have to eat rice everyday. (Shows you how important rice is to them!)
2. Once upon a time, there was a rooster that could not crow....so it is sickness but it patients symptom. A man see rooster sickness. He cares it. He gets it to hospital and get to love it. When a rooster gets better. He takes it to his house. He care it such as feeds food and cleans feather's rooster. Once a day the rooster become beautiful boy. He says "I'm a fairy and I'll give a prize to you. What do you want?" The man say "I want you to be my wife, will you married me? I love you." He watches eyes to eyes with him and say yes. (This is a first of a series of stories where there is some interspecies, gay romance)
3. Once upon a time, there was a hunter who loved animals....but I don't love animals. But a hunter loved animals. Although he loved animals but he need to kill them for survival. One day, he found a cute rabbit and he fall in love it at first sight. In full moon day, rabbit become a very cute boy and hunter loves him very much and named him "Mildy." They are going in the room together and the hunter kissed the cute boy. They promise them are married and love together forever. After that they belong together. A hunter promises that he will not kill any animals. And a hunter changes his job to grow carrots for trading and Mildy. (unclear at the end here if Mildy is a rabbit again or if he is a boy who loves carrots)
4. Once upon a time, there was a girl with magic shoes....and she have a magic book. She is going to Hogwart by magic broom. Suddenly, she see the big storm. Three hours later, she is eating rabbit. Mommy made some cookies made from meat for us. Then she is die by poison in the cookie. After that she resurrect by the prince's kiss. Three year later she have three baby. (This one has some interesting plot point changes, kept me on my toes the entire read!)
5. Once upon a time, there was a princess who smelled very bad....She took a shower twice a week. She said "I had this shower!!" She liked to wear a dirty cloth. Everybody wouldn't like to get along with her. At last, the princess determined to scoop her eyes out so she can't see everybody who dislike her, cute he ears so she can't hear the irony of everybody so when the princess in handicapped, she is going to live in North Korea. (I found this one seriously disturbed/hilarious)
6. Once upon a time, there was a boy with magical sunglasses. He is very smart. He live in Bangkok. His name's Aut. He is going to Japan. He is looking for girlfriend. But he was gay. He uses magical sunglasses for see woman. After that he go to Tokyo. He earns money from wash dishes. He fell in love with Briget, will you marry me? (omgomogmogmogmg he proposed!--the collective he of five 17 year old Thai boys)
So you now see what I am working with! Pretty awesome.
1. Once upon a time, there was a Thai boy who hated rice....because he dreamed that a rice to become worm. So he never eat rice. Finally he very fat until he can't walk anymore. The angel show up and blame him and tell him that he have to eat rice everyday. (Shows you how important rice is to them!)
2. Once upon a time, there was a rooster that could not crow....so it is sickness but it patients symptom. A man see rooster sickness. He cares it. He gets it to hospital and get to love it. When a rooster gets better. He takes it to his house. He care it such as feeds food and cleans feather's rooster. Once a day the rooster become beautiful boy. He says "I'm a fairy and I'll give a prize to you. What do you want?" The man say "I want you to be my wife, will you married me? I love you." He watches eyes to eyes with him and say yes. (This is a first of a series of stories where there is some interspecies, gay romance)
3. Once upon a time, there was a hunter who loved animals....but I don't love animals. But a hunter loved animals. Although he loved animals but he need to kill them for survival. One day, he found a cute rabbit and he fall in love it at first sight. In full moon day, rabbit become a very cute boy and hunter loves him very much and named him "Mildy." They are going in the room together and the hunter kissed the cute boy. They promise them are married and love together forever. After that they belong together. A hunter promises that he will not kill any animals. And a hunter changes his job to grow carrots for trading and Mildy. (unclear at the end here if Mildy is a rabbit again or if he is a boy who loves carrots)
4. Once upon a time, there was a girl with magic shoes....and she have a magic book. She is going to Hogwart by magic broom. Suddenly, she see the big storm. Three hours later, she is eating rabbit. Mommy made some cookies made from meat for us. Then she is die by poison in the cookie. After that she resurrect by the prince's kiss. Three year later she have three baby. (This one has some interesting plot point changes, kept me on my toes the entire read!)
5. Once upon a time, there was a princess who smelled very bad....She took a shower twice a week. She said "I had this shower!!" She liked to wear a dirty cloth. Everybody wouldn't like to get along with her. At last, the princess determined to scoop her eyes out so she can't see everybody who dislike her, cute he ears so she can't hear the irony of everybody so when the princess in handicapped, she is going to live in North Korea. (I found this one seriously disturbed/hilarious)
6. Once upon a time, there was a boy with magical sunglasses. He is very smart. He live in Bangkok. His name's Aut. He is going to Japan. He is looking for girlfriend. But he was gay. He uses magical sunglasses for see woman. After that he go to Tokyo. He earns money from wash dishes. He fell in love with Briget, will you marry me? (omgomogmogmogmg he proposed!--the collective he of five 17 year old Thai boys)
So you now see what I am working with! Pretty awesome.
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